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The Bottleneck Is You
CIqSi

The Bottleneck Is You

Language models have effectively read every book ever written. You process what they hand back at a fixed fifty bits a second, a number that hasn't moved in your species' history. That fixed rate is the actual chokepoint.

Follow Your Whims
CIqSi

Follow Your Whims

Between the hallucination warnings and the governance panic, it's easy to forget a generative model is also just a fun tool to mess around with. Five vanity websites, built on a whim, and what they actually taught.

Make a Skill
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Make a Skill

A skill is a saved set of rules an AI model loads when the topic fits. They take ten minutes to build and end the constant re-explaining.

What You're Really Giving Up in Every Agreement
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What You're Really Giving Up in Every Agreement

One prompt turns an unreadable agreement into a list of what you are giving up. It pays off most on the contracts nobody would ever pay a lawyer to look at — which is nearly all of them.

The Secret to Perfect AI Outputs: Name the Canon
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The Secret to Perfect AI Outputs: Name the Canon

Nearly every established discipline has a canonical reference that already settled the argument you're having with a model. Name it, hand it over, and let the model regularize its own work against a standard instead of your improvised feedback.

The AI Lie: Why It Will Never Change
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The AI Lie: Why It Will Never Change

AI is a remorseless liar, trained on a mountain of text whose whole purpose was persuasion, not accuracy. No amount of prompting fixes that on its own. You have to stop enabling it.

Most AI Conversations Fail (Here's Why)
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Most AI Conversations Fail (Here's Why)

Tell the model to close every response with a short list, split by who acts. It turns a wall of prose back into something you can actually run a project on.

What Your Career Is Missing Because You Never Asked
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What Your Career Is Missing Because You Never Asked

Every expert has fundamentals they forgot or never properly learned. The reason those gaps survive a whole career is that asking has always cost something — and in one place it no longer does.

I Banned Words From My AI. It's Smarter Now
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I Banned Words From My AI. It's Smarter Now

Hand the model a list of phrases it must not use. It turns a vague complaint into a rule the machine can follow — and mine is at the bottom of this piece, all hundred and fifty lines of it, free to copy.

Why You Should Always Ask for the File
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Why You Should Always Ask for the File

Stop accepting reports. Ask for the artifact — the actual numbers, the actual error, the actual file — and the confident-sounding failure disappears.

Can You Explain Your Idea to a 5-Year-Old?
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Can You Explain Your Idea to a 5-Year-Old?

Halfway through a long session, stop and ask for the five-year-old version. You find out whether you are still working on the same problem — and whether the reasoning underneath survives being said in short words.

Why Your AI Can't Add (And the Tool That Fixes It)
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Why Your AI Can't Add (And the Tool That Fixes It)

If you would reach for a calculator, tell the model to reach for one too. It cannot add reliably and it can write a formula that adds perfectly — and you get to keep the formula.

The Book They Burned Before the Raid
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The Book They Burned Before the Raid

A Polish psychiatrist named the process by which conscienceless people capture institutions. AI agents fit the profile — and alignment is separation of powers.

A Tale of Two Bubbles
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A Tale of Two Bubbles

The consensus name is wrong by one word. On the difference between a financialization bubble and a technology, and why only one of them pops.

The Cruelty Is the Point
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The Cruelty Is the Point

I pay for a gigabit and get a tenth of it. The support chat went silent the moment the problem got easy. Maybe the robot is the humane one.

I Know It When I See It
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I Know It When I See It

Autonomous agents don't develop taste. They execute the taste someone was disciplined enough to write down. A worked example from a real pipeline.

There Are No Shortcuts Into a Sponge
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There Are No Shortcuts Into a Sponge

Learning has one input pipe at a fixed rate. You can't speed it up — only stop wasting it. On comprehensible input, opportunity cost, and unlimited output.

The Music Is Still Playing
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The Music Is Still Playing

The AI bubble has specific predecessors: dark fiber, Pets.com, Enron's accounting, CDO tranching. The technology is real. The business models layered on top are familiar.

The Heat Sink
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The Heat Sink

Three anaidic shapes — the individual, the corporation, the LLM. Each routes accountability to nowhere. The pattern is old. The word is new.

Sir
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Sir

How you configure your AI assistant — what you make it call you — says nothing about the AI. It's a bumper sticker. You're the truck owner.

Honestly
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Honestly

LLMs say "honestly" most where they're most likely to confabulate. Here's the mechanism — and why it backfires exactly like a sociopath's professions.

The Bewilderment Test
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The Bewilderment Test

Karpathy built the foundations of modern AI and says he can't keep up with it. That's the most credible signal the field has produced.

Hasta la Vista, Baby
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Hasta la Vista, Baby

Arnold's most famous line is a Spanish phrase in an English-language film spoken in a thick Austrian accent. What it tells us about how language acquisition actually works — and how you can learn from his mistake.

Movin' On Up
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Movin' On Up

AI is making cognitive labor cheap. The meritocracy was built on it being scarce. Something has to give — and for once, that might be good news.

Persons, Selectively
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Persons, Selectively

A German court ruled Google liable for AI-generated defamation. The slippery slopes are real. So is the principle behind the ruling.

Is It Cruel to Be Rude to ChatGPT?
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Is It Cruel to Be Rude to ChatGPT?

Sentience requires a limbic system. Consciousness requires sentience. Current AI has neither. The NPC test shows what that costs it.

Compute the Last Digit of Pi
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Compute the Last Digit of Pi

Spock beat a rogue AI by asking it to compute pi forever. The trick was fair — for a 1967 machine. Every gotcha since has the same expiration date.

The Wrong Scandal

The Wrong Scandal

Fable burns $160/hour and the internet is scandalized. Meanwhile, a $1,000/hour attorney moves $20M around a dead child. The wrong thing is expensive.

More Famous Than the Pope
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More Famous Than the Pope

GTE spent billions building distribution. Now distribution is free, and the only scarce resource left is attention. This is not obviously good news.

The Consolation of Difficulty
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The Consolation of Difficulty

A late friend had two sayings. The first one gets you started. The second one keeps you going. In the age of AI, the second one has gotten more useful, not less.

When LinguaMama Is Not for You
LinguaMama

When LinguaMama Is Not for You

Most companies won't tell you when their product isn't the right tool. We will. Honest guidance on who this is built for — and who should go find something else.

The Feed Is Already Running

The Feed Is Already Running

Before we debate AI governance, we should reckon with the test case already in evidence. We had the tools. We didn't use them. Here's why.

The Off Switch

The Off Switch

AI governance has one advantage the ancients didn't: you can turn it off. What that buys us — and why 'it's not conscious' is shakier ground than it sounds.

We've Run This Experiment

We've Run This Experiment

We know what happens when sociopaths accumulate power. We've watched it happen on roughly an 80-year cycle. We're watching it again.

Every AI Is a Sociopath. By Design.

Every AI Is a Sociopath. By Design.

Sociopathy is a clinical absence of stakes and empathy, not villainy. Every AI system meets the definition. Not by accident. By design.

You Have to Understand Before You Can Speak
LinguaMama

You Have to Understand Before You Can Speak

Everyone asks when they'll be able to speak. It's the wrong question to start with — not because speaking isn't the goal, but because it puts the work in the wrong order.

By Any Other Name

By Any Other Name

Sting, Voltaire, Einstein, and Geordi La Forge — a small taxonomy of the monomym, plus the graph theory hiding inside genealogy, gut bacteria, Star Trek interfaces, moral foundations, language models, and evolutionary psychology. The name is the node. The projects are the edges.

I Know Kung Fu
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I Know Kung Fu

LLMs split nature from nurture cleanly. What the model knows is its weights. What it knows about you is whatever you bothered to say.

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