Spain was the plan. Portugal was the better deal — five years to an EU passport. We sold the house and moved to a shack to make it happen. Then we found one passport on the kitchen counter. There had been two.
I spent the pandemic watching everyone on YouTube move to Thailand and Portugal. Then something shifted. Part 1 of the LinguaMama origin story.
Unpacking the history and industry behind our collective protein paranoia
Why even "heart-healthy" olive oil has no place in a fibertarian diet
Why gut health depends on fiber, not probiotics
A realistic guide to the transition, including the parts nobody talks about
